The first thing I will post will be a recap of the last decade.

2000: Grades drastically improved from junior year to senior year in high school. Was obsessed with the election, which took forever.
2001: Got my driver's license and got into the college of my choice on the same day. Graduated high school, started college.
2002: Started going on dates.
2003: My aunt died. I experienced terrible stomach problems and missed a lot of school. Went to Cancun.
2004: Started dating Ben.
2005: Graduated college. Started job in preschool. Continued school at GCC. Broke up with Ben.
2006: Applied to graduate schools. Directed my first play. Started work as tutor. Went to India.
2007: Financial independence. Began dating Spam. Moved out of my parents'.
2008: Got in car crash which shattered my pelvis. It healed. Moved in with Spam.
2009: Applied to graduate school and got in this time.